Fucking old bold guys

JJs used to be good. Earlier this year, the multinational band playing there was awesome and the place was typically packed. The band consisted of an aussie chick, a black guy from Atlanta, a Taiwanese drummer, a Canadian, and a really hot ukrainian chick. Yesterday the place was nearly empty except for a whole bunch of 50 year old, bold white guys and their 20 something fat Chinese girlfriends. Once we heard the band playing we know exactly why.

Me "Dude, are you sure this is the same place?"
A "That's what it says outside"
Me "Seriously what the hell are we doing here?"

The replacement band is nothing more than a bunch of punkass gweilo boyband wannabes and a not very good looking chick, none of whom can sing for shit. Nonetheless we got the fuck out of there as soon as we could.

Later we had this interesting discussion

A "You know Apple? What's up with her and dating only gweilos. It's like she hates her own kind."
Me "Dude, Maybe that's the only kind of guys she manages to pick up."
A "Yeh, I've come to the conclusion that I can't stand both English or Chinese girls, even though I am half English and half Chinese myself"
Me "And why would that be?"
A "English girls are just fucked up and Chinese girls are just lame"
Me "Well then who you gonna date? Ethiopians?"
A "haha very funny, but you know maybe I should be the one going after my own kind, find a mixed girl"


Then again we went on about the subject of old white guys with their "suzie wong" girlfriends.
A "I remember this Eddie Murphy movie where he was saying oh all black guys have large penises and asian guys all have little ones
Me "That fucktard..."
A "But that only white guys actually go and measure them!"
Me "You know I've been thinking, asian women have small breasts, but that never stopped white guys hitting on them."
Me "And for fucks sake these women don't seem to mind screwing fucking gweilos 40 years older than them with beer bellies, semlly BO, bad teeth, and STDs. Diu! Pook Guy!"
A "Hmmm you're right. It's not about attraction man, it's all about social hierarchy"

Even my Eurasian friend admits it. I don't want to give a world history lecture here now, but 0.5% of the world population today can trace their ancestry to Genghis Khan, many of these Eastern Europeans and Russians. Hungary and Turkey were pretty much founded on tribes from east of the Ural mountains and mated with the local women. Today this yellow fever phenomenom seems far more commonplace in the English speaking world or the former colonies in Asia. In Russia, it's a different story: A couple years ago, an insecure & extremist member of the Russiam Duma (probably couldn't get laid with his binge drinking problems) even proposed banning marriages between Chinese men and Russian women because they were so prevailent. Hmmmm... I actually look forward to the rise of China for this reason.