German Playboy, 77, Sues for Sex
Aging German playboy Rolf Eden has rarely taken no for an answer. And he's not about to start. He has filed charges against a 19-year-old for refusing to sleep with him. The complaint? Ageism.
Geez, the nerve of that filthy old geezer. It's fucking sick how even 80 year olds think they're god's gift to women, but fucking hilarious how they're suddenly in shock when it turns out 1 of their 3000 women doesn't fancy them!
But aging German playboy Rolf Eden seems to have developed a somewhat warped view of what age discrimination actually is. According to Bild Zeitung on Thursday, the 77-year-old Eden has filed suit against a 19-year-old Berlin woman for the following reason: Despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.
Goddamn fucking chiseen Germans. If this guy really wants to get laid, maybe he should go to Wanchai, bet there plenty of gweilo asslicking, geriphiles there.
On second thought... This guy will be my hero if he wins this lawsuit. Next time a chick turns me down, I'll just drag'em to court! Sweet!
