How to score a job interview at PK Accounting firm

Requirements:

Body width must equal twice body height
Ownership of a used shaver (which has not been used by anyone else)
Spectacles, preferably thick
Freckles/acne or both
A dependence on nicotine, preferably eight packs daily
A diagnosis of halitosis from a certified Dental Surgeon
No evidence of orthodontic treatment in the past
Ability to incite irritation without raising voice decibels
Written English and Chinese (Elementary level knowledge and below only)
Membership of a sumo wrestling/Judo team not required but recommended
Transexuals welcome to apply

Any females meeting the above criteria are welcome to apply to PK Accounting firm.