Are there any decent tourists?

British tourists travel to developing countries like Thailand to get trashed and harass the locals. Overhead in Siem Reap guesthouse: "Move it, fat whore!"
The French (frogs) stick to their own kind and only treat locals friendly if they speak their shitty language.
American tourists are mostly overweight, eat in McDonalds for every meal and complain out loud to the locals about why xxxx isn't like back home.
Canadians tourists wear their damn flag everywhere, get absolutely offended if mistaken as being one of their American cousions, and usually end up acting like them anyway.
Aussie's: just like the Brits with the addition of "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oui Oui Oui" chants everywhere they go
China tourists have poor taste, spit everywhere, talk loudly in mandarin, cut queues and bash anyone who dares make one comment about their cuntry.
Hong Kong tourists stick with their own, act like hello kitty idiots and sing Cantopop everywhere they go
Germans act like Nazis and talk loudly in their god awful language. They also think they're funny.
Jewish tourists bargain on items that can no longer be bargained down.
Italians are perverts and hit on local women, even if they're holding hands with a guy.
Russians traffick women.
South Americans and Africans traffick drugs.

The Japanese are far too camera happy but at least they don't act like retards in front of the locals or smuggle illegal substances. Thai tourists seem alright, considering the amount of idiots that go to their country.

Every country has their share of bad tourists. Instead of complaining about them, we ought to learn from them, so we don't become one of them!